[When the feed turns on, it shows Asura...who's pretty much removed all but his pants and scarf.]

Hey. Hey, guys. I just want you to know?

[Spreading out his arms wide open with a big, toothy grin]

I love each and every single one of you. Even if we haven't met? I'll always cherish you in my heart forever and forever.

Now, get over here and give me a hug!

[Hey there, Route! Guess who's all gussied up, looking quite clean and dapper today?

HIS IGGLYBUFF!

Oh, and I guess Ass-butt here too.]

Why, I do say! Violet is sure a lovely place. But, do pray tell, would any of you guys happen to know the best place to preen your Pokemon? [And he holds up his Igglybuff in all of its splendor.] Because as much they've done a good job here, I'm afraid it's not enough.