〄 4th WHEEZE // Audio

[eatsyouout]

Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

[Click.]

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[her-mouse-jesty.livejournal.com]

... Huh?

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[eatsyouout]

Don't you "huh" at me, you're no exception to this too!

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[her-mouse-jesty.livejournal.com]

... I'm a bit confused. Did something happen?

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[eatsyouout]

Of course! Seems like everyone in Johto wants to "tap" someone, and that's disgusting!

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[bent-causality.livejournal.com]

Huh? I'm not a pervert and I'm not sick! I mean, I'm not throwing up or anything so how can I be sick? And um, I don't think any of my pokemon are either!

And I'm pretty sure none of them are perverts. Well, I'm not sure about Ducky, but I don't think the rest are.

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[eatsyouout]

That's what you think, but deep down, you really are.

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[bent-causality.livejournal.com]

But um, shouldn't I know if I'm sick? I mean there should be some sort of symptoms right? Oh! And then I can make soup and stay in bed all day and call in sick. But then I wouldn't get paid as much and that would be bad for wanting to travel around!

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[parkour]

That's a rather bold accusation to make.

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[eatsyouout]

Hardly. Everyone here seems to want to "do" everybody, and that's nasty to hear.

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[parkour]

I think "everyone" is really far too broad.

Unless, of course, you can find an instance where I've said such a thing.

[nimbust.livejournal.com]

Uh. What is a pervert? And what's the big deal?

[eatsyouout]

A pervert is--

WAIT A MINUTE, WHY DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT WORD?! IT SHOULD BE COMMON TO EVERYBODY!

[nimbust.livejournal.com]

It's not common in Equestria, that's for sure.

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[8etterl8.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hey back the fuck off there! Not aaaaaaaall of us are sick perverted perverts, okay! Yeah, maybe some of us are, like Eridan. He's definitely a sick perverted pervert, but some of us have class and standards!

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[eatsyouout]

Then explain to me why everybody is in such an fanatic uproar of who wanted to "tap" who.

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[8etterl8.livejournal.com]

[She completely missed that incident.]

Tap what, huh? That doesn't even make sense!

[Guess who doesn't understand the human notion of 'tapping']

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[seikaprez.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?! Who are you to say something like that so ignorantly?!

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[eatsyouout]

Someone who's obviously very observant and smart enough to figure out that you are all weirdos. In which case, your assumption of me being ignorant is debunked.

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[seikaprez.livejournal.com]

...Tch. Are you an idiot?

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

...I know perverts that are far more sick than I am.

[Creepy Russian bastards and their unorthodox uses of amputated limbs as prostheses.]

[eatsyouout]

[Disbelief: His tone has it.]

Uh-huh. Suuuure. All people are equally perverted anyway, so I doubt some of them are that sick.

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

...You poor, naive man.

[You have never been to the MGS universe.]

[The universe of such epic creepers as Ocelot, Vamp, The Fear, Ocelot, Volgin, Ocelot, did I mention Ocelot.]

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[tower-trapped.livejournal.com]

W-What?

((OOC: Also... Imma just leave this here: I couldn't help myself, OTL (http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww15/randomdarkninja/Simplified_WindSpeed-4.png)))

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[eatsyouout]

((OOC: LMFAO THIS IS WONDERFUL))

You heard me! Don't deny it, you know you are one!

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[tower-trapped.livejournal.com]

((OOC: ^^ I was hoping you'd like it.))

No! I--I'm not!