Sep. 12th, 2030 12:36 am
eatsyouout: (So get in the car)
Comments, concerns, anything else you want to say on how I play Crazy McPsychopants? Feel free to tell me right here! Con-crit is especially welcome, as this guy is sort of hard to handle!

All comments are screened, etc.
eatsyouout: (THE FUCKS: CHECK THEM)
Uh, hi. I guess.

Wait, what do I even need to use this for?! I don't need anybody contacting me, THIS IS POINTLESS! You know what? DON'T CALL ME! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!

eatsyouout: (If you feel like)
CHARACTER NAME: Ass-butt McGee-- I mean Asura


Backtagging: Yes, very much so!
Threadhopping: Perfectly okay with me
Fourthwalling: Ah, probably not? Unless it's part of their canon to do so, but even then, I don't want him to break more then he already has been.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): I'd rather not, thanks.


Hugging this character: LMFAO YES, even though he will most likely shove your character away
Kissing this character: Same thing with hugs, though he might even freak out more
Flirting with this character: Lolololol, yup!
Fighting with this character: Sure thing!
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Nothing too serious that would put his limbs out of use, please!
Killing this character: That's not really possible in Route, though for seriously injuring him to the point where he really does have to get medical treatment, contact me first.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Again, not really possible in Route. Unless it's psychic pokemon, I think?

Warnings: Asura is a tremendous douchebutt who only cares about himself. Also, he is a huge, paranoid doofus all over.

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eatsyouout: And it goes like this (I don't give a shit)
[When the feed turns on, it shows Asura...who's pretty much removed all but his pants and scarf.]

Hey. Hey, guys. I just want you to know?

[Spreading out his arms wide open with a big, toothy grin]

I love each and every single one of you. Even if we haven't met? I'll always cherish you in my heart forever and forever.

Now, get over here and give me a hug!
eatsyouout: (I don't need to try and control you)
[As the feed turns on, it shows Asura...sitting on top of a lamppost. Now, this wouldn't be weird, were it not for the fact that he now has a third eye smack dab in the middle of his forehead, along with a few ends of his scarves swaying by themselves, even though there doesn't seem to be any wind at this time. Amongst that, he's stroking a strange, crescent-shaped Pokemon. It's pretty placid for the time being, save for some soft coos here and there. And oddly enough, Asura himself doesn't really mind.]

I found this creature when I woke up today. Does anybody know what it's called, and if there are any more of them? Also, if this belongs to anyone, then sorry, but I'd like to kee--

[His face suddenly twists in agony as he suddenly clamps a hand over his mouth, his whole body shaking for a moment before he coughs a bit and barfs out a vajra with pointed ends.]


[And the feed cuts.]
eatsyouout: (Audio/Text)
Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

eatsyouout: (Why,I do say!)
[Hey there, Route! Guess who's all gussied up, looking quite clean and dapper today?


Oh, and I guess Ass-butt here too.

Why, I do say! Violet is sure a lovely place. But, do pray tell, would any of you guys happen to know the best place to preen your Pokemon? [And he holds up his Igglybuff in all of its splendor.] Because as much they've done a good job here, I'm afraid it's not enough.
eatsyouout: (/WHEEEEEEEEEZE)
[There's a flicker of images on the screen, accompanied by heavy panting, until it clears up to show a very worn-out Asura, who's battered and beaten up, hair looking a little mussy, and with his clothes that seem to have little rips and tears all over. It's very clear what the cause of this was, as he then holds up a bruised up Pidgey with a smug look.]

So...[Pant, pant, wheeze] I saw on the networks that everyone else is allowed to have more of these strange creatures accompanying them, right? And to do that, we have to fight them, if I'm not mistaken?

[Even more wheezing and panting as his smug grin gets bigger.]

Heh, guess you all had better watch out for me, then. [Cough!] 'Cause after I have all of them at my disposal, I'll be unstoppable.


Action for Cherrygrove City )
eatsyouout: (EVERYBODAAAAAY)
[There's frantic fumbling and thumps as the audio feed turns on, along with some heavy wheezing, though it soon fades away until there's nothing left but silence. However, it doesn't last long, as the quiet atmosphere is broken by a loud, high-pitched screech.]


What is this, what is this, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

[A scuffle is heard momentarily, along with the quaint, soft calls of an Igglybuff.]

My place...myplacemyplacemyplace-- oh? H-HEY! What are you doing, DON'T COME NEAR ME!!

[A split-second of a smack and some tumbles, before it is followed with a bit of wailing, along with some soft footsteps which get louder, until the communicator is suddenly picked up. The screen then flashes on to show an Igglybuff wincing in pain, though it only lasts for a few seconds, before the view has switched over to a pale man with black hair and white streaks patterned to look like eyes.]

Ohhh...what's this? [There's slight movement upwards and downwards, indicating that the Igglybuff doesn't know. A few minutes of silence comes over between them, until it's interrupted by a stomach growl.]

Hmm, I haven't eaten in a while. [He taps his chin lightly, before a small and settling, yet disturbing smile adorns his lips.]

Ah, I know! You'll do.

[And thus he grabs the Igglybuff, opening his mouth wide as possible, that huge gaping jaw now filling up with saliva from his insatiable hunger.]


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