I see the moon and the moon sees me

[As the feed turns on, it shows Asura...sitting on top of a lamppost. Now, this wouldn't be weird, were it not for the fact that he now has a third eye smack dab in the middle of his forehead, along with a few ends of his scarves swaying by themselves, even though there doesn't seem to be any wind at this time. Amongst that, he's stroking a strange, crescent-shaped Pokemon. It's pretty placid for the time being, save for some soft coos here and there. And oddly enough, Asura himself doesn't really mind.]

I found this creature when I woke up today. Does anybody know what it's called, and if there are any more of them? Also, if this belongs to anyone, then sorry, but I'd like to kee--

[His face suddenly twists in agony as he suddenly clamps a hand over his mouth, his whole body shaking for a moment before he coughs a bit and barfs out a vajra with pointed ends.]

WHAT THE- ?!

[And the feed cuts.]